Package In Transit.

Rob: im itching to get my xbox back from the repair center
Tim: literally? like a crack head?
Rob: my f***ing tracking number hasn’t updated since monday
Rob: yes, like a crack head
Tim: have they received it yet?
Rob: yes, as of monday, it’s already heading back towards me
Rob: well, towards chelmsford
Tim: f***in chelmsford
Tim: ups distribution center… or fedex… i dont remember
Rob: ups
Tim: oh fed ex is shrewsbury
Rob: your encyclopedic knowledge of shipping centers arouses me
Tim: yeah i’m hot like that
Tim: tracking packages – sexually
Rob: you can receive my package any day of the week
Rob: except sundays

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