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Is That a Regulation Uniform Cap?

Instant_Awesome — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 12:55:07 +0000

Q: What position does Josh Beckett play?
A: Home Run.

Q: What is a “Pinch Hitter”?
A: The 4th inning.

God bless the “Toucher and Rich” morning show on the local sports station (98.5: The Sports Hub). Their “Pink Hat Trivia Challenge” made my morning. They wait outside Fenway and ask a “fan” in a pink Red Sox hat questions about baseball. The two answers above were my favorites this morning.

Of course, she knew that the song played during the middle of the 8th inning every game is “Sweet Caroline”.

Instant Awesome: Chewables

Instant_Awesome — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:18:50 +0000

Do flies know about spider webs before it’s too late?

Instant Awesome: Chewables

Instant_Awesome — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:38:28 +0000

If anyone ever tries to make fun of you for having baby wipes/bathroom wipes in your bathroom, just remind yourself of one thing:

Your ass is cleaner than theirs.

Instant Awesome: Chewables

Instant_Awesome — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:01:02 +0000

I think if vegetables were self-aware, cucumbers and pickles would hate each other.

They’re headed in the right direction.

Instant_Awesome — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:31:54 +0000

I like my men’s dress pants 100% off, but this is certainly a start.

Feeling a little light-headed.

Instant_Awesome — Tue, 25 May 2010 16:23:21 +0000

I think his euphoria is caused by a sudden lack of blood to the brain. With all of the pills he’s taking, I think you can figure out where the blood went.

… it’s his genitals.

That boy needs to get his head on straight.

Instant_Awesome — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:14:31 +0000

Dan: every night doesn’t have to be a bar crawl
Rob: don’t be an idiot

It’s Art if I Say it’s Art.

Instant_Awesome — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:33:56 +0000

Recently, for the second time, Roger Ebert made the claim that video games will never be art, or at least not for a very long time. Let’s ignore the fact that he just plain doesn’t play video games, and that his lack of knowledge on the subject completely voids his claim. Who is he, or anyone, to say what art is or isn’t?

I could spend my time and energy making an argument about this subject, or I could allow awesome webcomic artist Zach Weiner sum it up in one image:

Just brilliant.

As seen on SMBC.

… With a 70% chance of splendor.

Instant_Awesome — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 14:09:02 +0000

This was today’s weather forecast in my ForecastFox add-on:

Delightful! Man, that’s just great. It’s not often that a weather forecast actually makes my day better.

ForecastFox is cheerier than Al Roker, without that weird “skinny but still fat” thing.

Oh. My. God.

Instant_Awesome — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:52:06 +0000

If you abbreviate Tom Hanks’ first name, it spells T. Hanks.

This changes everything.