Archive for the ‘Entertainment Awesomeness’ Category

It’s Art if I Say it’s Art.

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Recently, for the second time, Roger Ebert made the claim that video games will never be art, or at least not for a very long time. Let’s ignore the fact that he just plain doesn’t play video games, and that his lack of knowledge on the subject completely voids his claim. Who is he, or anyone, to say what art is or isn’t?

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Oh. My. God.

Monday, April 12th, 2010

If you abbreviate Tom Hanks’ first name, it spells T. Hanks.

This changes everything.

It’s not racist. It’s accurate.

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I think we can all agree that the dinosaurs from the sitcom “Dinosaurs” were black.

Doomsday Muffins

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Here’s another fun game to play. This one involves not just books, but also TV and movies.

The next time you’re reading a book or watching a show or movie, and you encounter the phrase “secret formula”, play it back in your head and change that phrase to “secret recipe.” It really relieves the tension and lightens the mood.

For example: “If you want this secret recipe, you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

Instant-Awesome: Chewables

Friday, July 24th, 2009

I’m really glad the movie The Fifth Element didn’t try to be scientifically accurate. I think a movie about Boron would be really shitty and boring.

Instant Awesome: Chewables

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

I wonder if there are any major mob bosses in South Korea that are known as “the Godfather of Seoul”.

Oh, God yes.

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

He’s back.

I was starting to go into withdrawal.

UPDATE: Stupid publishing rights. Click here to watch it.

I’m 4 years old again.

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

It’s probably a bit presumptuous to say this is my favorite movie of all time, since it isn’t out yet. But I will say that this could be my favorite movie trailer of all time:

Nostalgia overload. I just peed the bed. And I’m not even in bed. I will say, though, that the “Where the Wild Things Are Trailer” book was much better.

Bible Games: 2K9

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Here’s a fun new game to play. All you need is a Bible and some time to waste.

Crack open a Bible, and find a passage that contains the word “Lo”. Then, in your head, replace “Lo” with “Lol”.

I’ll get you started with this one.

Note: As another variation, you can also use “Lol” to replace the word “behold”.

You’re wrong, Beyoncé.

Friday, February 6th, 2009

A diva is a female version of a Devo.

Note: I bet you thought I was going to link to a “Whip It” video. You’d be just as wrong as Beyoncé.