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Is That a Regulation Uniform Cap?

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Q: What position does Josh Beckett play?
A: Home Run.

Q: What is a “Pinch Hitter”?
A: The 4th inning.

God bless the “Toucher and Rich” morning show on the local sports station (98.5: The Sports Hub). Their “Pink Hat Trivia Challenge” made my morning. They wait outside Fenway and ask a “fan” in a pink Red Sox hat questions about baseball. The two answers above were my favorites this morning.

Of course, she knew that the song played during the middle of the 8th inning every game is “Sweet Caroline”.

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Oh, How the Mighty are Falling.

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Hey, Red Sox/Dodger fans, you may need to come down from your ivory tower to read this.

I wonder how we can pin this on A-Rod…

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Holy McCovey’s Cove, Batman!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Here’s a trailer for a game called “Batman: Arkham Asylum”. Its release date is TBA 2009. It involves Batman being trapped in Arkham Asylum, and he needs to “Batman” his way out.

The trailer below showcases a returning character in the Batman universe: Barry Bonds.

Be careful, Batman. He looks pissed. And when Barry is pissed, Barry hits things far.

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… Like a Band-Aid

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Alright, People. Let’s get this out of the way nice and early.

A-ROID

A-FRAUD

* - ROD

A-Rod Juices, Jeter Swallows

A-Rod Has Sexual Relations with Washed-Up Musicians
with Fake British Accents

Consider the phrases above trademarked. You’re free to make signs to hold up at games, but don’t you dare try to use any of these phrases for profit. That means you, guys who sell T-shirts outside of Fenway Park. Except the last one. You can have that one.

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We get it, McCain is a “Maverick”

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Listen, I know the Republican Party wants John McCain to be known as a “Maverick”, but I think this time they’ve gone too far:

Mark Cuban is not going to be happy.

(Note: In case you don’t get the above joke, the Dallas Mavericks are a professional basketball team. That’s the sport with the dribbling and the peach baskets and the Michael Jordans.)

Update: My boy Monsweko just linked me to a funny article in the NY Times about a family who is probably angier than Mark Cuban.

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