Archive for the ‘Gaming Awesomeness’ Category

It’s Art if I Say it’s Art.

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Recently, for the second time, Roger Ebert made the claim that video games will never be art, or at least not for a very long time. Let’s ignore the fact that he just plain doesn’t play video games, and that his lack of knowledge on the subject completely voids his claim. Who is he, or anyone, to say what art is or isn’t?

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Package In Transit.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Rob: im itching to get my xbox back from the repair center
Tim: literally? like a crack head?
Rob: my f***ing tracking number hasn’t updated since monday
Rob: yes, like a crack head
Tim: have they received it yet?
Rob: yes, as of monday, it’s already heading back towards me
Rob: well, towards chelmsford
Tim: f***in chelmsford
Tim: ups distribution center… or fedex… i dont remember
Rob: ups
Tim: oh fed ex is shrewsbury
Rob: your encyclopedic knowledge of shipping centers arouses me
Tim: yeah i’m hot like that
Tim: tracking packages – sexually
Rob: you can receive my package any day of the week
Rob: except sundays

Doomsday Muffins

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Here’s another fun game to play. This one involves not just books, but also TV and movies.

The next time you’re reading a book or watching a show or movie, and you encounter the phrase “secret formula”, play it back in your head and change that phrase to “secret recipe.” It really relieves the tension and lightens the mood.

For example: “If you want this secret recipe, you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

Friday, June 5th, 2009

I was watching a video of the Beatles: Rock Band Intro on Joystiq.com, when this in-video ad popped up:

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I wonder why some parents are so terrified of video games. Could ads like the one above have anything to do with it? Hmmm…

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N.A.D. (New Awesome Dictionary): Memeophobia

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

(Editor’s Note: Welcome to the first installment of the New Awesome Dictionary, or N.A.D. This is just a first taste of N.A.D., and I hope that you will see more of my N.A.D.s in the future.)

Memeophobia [mēm-ə-fō'bē-ə]

n. A sudden onslaught of fear and dread, usually accompanied by nausea and or dizziness, that occurs when someone realizes that what they have done is so ridiculous and embarassing that it will inevitably become an internet meme.

Victim of Memeophobia:

Resulting Meme in Action:

Holy McCovey’s Cove, Batman!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Here’s a trailer for a game called “Batman: Arkham Asylum”. Its release date is TBA 2009. It involves Batman being trapped in Arkham Asylum, and he needs to “Batman” his way out.

The trailer below showcases a returning character in the Batman universe: Barry Bonds.

Be careful, Batman. He looks pissed. And when Barry is pissed, Barry hits things far.

Bible Games: 2K9

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Here’s a fun new game to play. All you need is a Bible and some time to waste.

Crack open a Bible, and find a passage that contains the word “Lo”. Then, in your head, replace “Lo” with “Lol”.

I’ll get you started with this one.

Note: As another variation, you can also use “Lol” to replace the word “behold”.

You know what I don’t hate?

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I don’t hate vests.