Q: What position does Josh Beckett play?
A: Home Run.

Q: What is a “Pinch Hitter”?
A: The 4th inning.

God bless the “Toucher and Rich” morning show on the local sports station (98.5: The Sports Hub). Their “Pink Hat Trivia Challenge” made my morning. They wait outside Fenway and ask a “fan” in a pink Red Sox hat questions about baseball. The two answers above were my favorites this morning.

Of course, she knew that the song played during the middle of the 8th inning every game is “Sweet Caroline”.