Rob: scott’s coming to the halloween party
Pat: i’ve heard
Rob: not sure if that increases chances of you coming
Rob: or decreases
Pat: increases if he brings one of the hot caterers from the clambake
Rob: haha
Rob: i heard that’s his costume
Rob: hot caterer
Pat: that’s a good one
Rob: it might get awkward when you’re banging him and he takes the costume off
Pat: that’s why i won’t let him take the costume off
Pat: you’ve gotta think
Rob: you’re right… sorry.

5 Minutes later…

Rob: i think this is going on my website
Rob: yes, it definitely is
Pat: what?
Rob: that exchange
Pat: no
Pat: don’t put up an exchange of me saying i’m going to bang a cross-dressing scott
Pat: i don’t want that coming back when people google my name
Rob: it’s just gonna say "pat"
Rob: not your full name
Rob: and if this comes up when someone google’s "pat"
Rob: you wont need a job
Rob: because we can all live off of my vast riches
Rob: for having the most popular site ever
Rob: now this exchange is going up there too

“Arms are like prehensile tails for your torso.”

- Tim Jacques