I think his euphoria is caused by a sudden lack of blood to the brain. With all of the pills he’s taking, I think you can figure out where the blood went.

… it’s his genitals.

Subject: Become her drillosaur!

Body:

Your male-pounder won’t fall!

[link omitted]

If you manage to seduce girl, she won’t be disappointed. Blue pilule works for 98 of 100 men.

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I can’t help but feel bad for those two dreamers who never became the drillosaurs they always wanted to be.

Also, I’m pretty sure if one seduces a girl with one’s male-pounder, she will be disappointed. I’m sure she would be hoping for a female-pounder.

From: BJ
To: Horseballs
Subject: Horseballs, why dont you answer me about http://forums.golfreview.com/[page omitted]

Body:

Screw you Horseballs, I cant place a reply to the site now
http://forums.golfreview.com/[page omitted] for swearing on the thread because of something you said to the admin.

Email me back or post a reply. You might have well as placed your comment on a porn site, at least then I could have responded.

BJ

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My reply, if I would have sent one:

Listen, BJ, don’t tell me what to do. I’ll swear when and where I want. Know why? Cuz I’ve got the balls of a horse.

- Horseballs

The body of the email was blank, and there was some bogus attachment, but this was the subject line:

‘Go Fish’ Card Game In Prison Leads To Arrrest In 2004 Homicide

The extra R is for “ridiculous”.

Almost all spam sucks. It floods my inbox, gets in the way of important things, and is usually complete jibberish.

I did say almost all spam sucks. Not all of it does. Some of it is absolutely incredible. I might even go as far as saying it improves my day. Take this, for example:

I’m not even mad. that’s amazing.