I like my men’s dress pants 100% off, but this is certainly a start.
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They’re headed in the right direction.
Monday, June 14th, 2010That boy needs to get his head on straight.
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Dan: every night doesn’t have to be a bar crawl
Rob: don’t be an idiot
… With a 70% chance of splendor.
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010This was today’s weather forecast in my ForecastFox add-on:
Delightful! Man, that’s just great. It’s not often that a weather forecast actually makes my day better.
ForecastFox is cheerier than Al Roker, without that weird “skinny but still fat” thing.
It’s called a bindle.
Friday, April 9th, 2010
It’s not racist. It’s accurate.
Monday, March 15th, 2010I think we can all agree that the dinosaurs from the sitcom “Dinosaurs” were black.
Six of one, half-dozen of the other.
Saturday, February 20th, 2010I was thinking about the following figure of speech the other day:
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
It’s not my favorite phrase, but it’s certainly a lot better than:
Make sure to account for chicken miscarriages.
Call an Ambulamps.
Friday, January 15th, 2010The right armrest of my office chair has a static charge, but not the left. It’s making my right-arm tingle.
I’m pretty sure that means I’m having a stroke.
This is how I feel at work sometimes.
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010Batman Begins, Explained
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
As seen on an IM with Austen, via Tim.
It’s funny because it’s true.
Friday, September 11th, 2009I wanted to make a joke here about an iPhone app that tracks the menstrual cycle of its user, but apparently several exist.
At least I can still trademark my catchy name: look out for iBleed coming soon (TBA).
iBleed… Because you should always have a Tampod handy.