Do flies know about spider webs before it’s too late?
Instant Awesome: Chewables
July 20th, 2010Instant Awesome: Chewables
July 2nd, 2010If anyone ever tries to make fun of you for having baby wipes/bathroom wipes in your bathroom, just remind yourself of one thing:
Your ass is cleaner than theirs.
Instant Awesome: Chewables
July 1st, 2010I think if vegetables were self-aware, cucumbers and pickles would hate each other.
They’re headed in the right direction.
June 14th, 2010
I like my men’s dress pants 100% off, but this is certainly a start.
Feeling a little light-headed.
May 25th, 2010
I think his euphoria is caused by a sudden lack of blood to the brain. With all of the pills he’s taking, I think you can figure out where the blood went.
… it’s his genitals.
That boy needs to get his head on straight.
April 23rd, 2010Dan: every night doesn’t have to be a bar crawl
Rob: don’t be an idiot
It’s Art if I Say it’s Art.
April 23rd, 2010Recently, for the second time, Roger Ebert made the claim that video games will never be art, or at least not for a very long time. Let’s ignore the fact that he just plain doesn’t play video games, and that his lack of knowledge on the subject completely voids his claim. Who is he, or anyone, to say what art is or isn’t?
… With a 70% chance of splendor.
April 21st, 2010This was today’s weather forecast in my ForecastFox add-on:
Delightful! Man, that’s just great. It’s not often that a weather forecast actually makes my day better.
ForecastFox is cheerier than Al Roker, without that weird “skinny but still fat” thing.
Oh. My. God.
April 12th, 2010If you abbreviate Tom Hanks’ first name, it spells T. Hanks.
This changes everything.
